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We are not responsible

we are not responsibleWelcome to Alibi Fine Drycleaning & Shirt Laundry, Anytown's quality cleaner, where we are not responsible for anything.

  • We are not responsible for garments with unusual combinations of fabrics
  • We are not responsible for garments with unusual textures
  • We are not responsible for garments with trims and embellishments
  • We are not responsible for buttons that get scratched, chipped, broken or lost
  • We are not responsible for buttons that get loose
  • We are not responsible for buckles and other hardware that get scratched, chipped, broken or lost
  • We are not responsible for shoulder pads that become misshaped
  • We are not responsible for zippers that break or don't slide
  • We are not responsible for elastic that stretches or disintegrates
  • We are not responsible for garments with inaccurate or incomplete care labels
  • We are not responsible for debris or personal effects left in your pockets
  • We are not responsible for spots and stains
  • We are not responsible for using aggressive, dye-stripping drycleaning solvents
  • We are not responsible for using cheap drycleaning detergents or for not using any detergents
  • We are not responsible for misclassifying your garments by color or fragility
  • We are not responsible for cleaning in dirty drycleaning solvents or fluids
  • We are not responsible for whites that turn grey or dingy
  • We are not responsible for colors that fade or dull
  • We are not responsible for dyes that bleed
  • We are not responsible for garments that smell of "drycleaning solvent"
  • We are not responsible for garments that feel stiff and scratchy
  • We are not responsible for machine pressing your garments
  • We are not responsible for garments that exhibit shine, flap or button impressions, or wrinkled seams and linings
  • We are not responsible for rippled collars on coats, sport coats and jackets
  • We are not responsible for lapels that are improperly pressed
  • We are not responsible for garments that are returned with creased sleeves
  • We are not responsible for garments that are returned with a fragrance or perfume smell
  • We are not responsible for knits that shrink, stretch or otherwise change dimension
  • We are not responsible for laundering your shirts in hot (even boiling) water
  • We are not responsible for using harsh, caustic, industrial grade laundry detergents and bleaches
  • We are not responsible for starching your shirts with cheap synthetic glues
  • We are not responsible for replacing missing or bent collar stays
  • We are not responsible for collar stay impressions from our pressing
  • We are not responsible for gluing bar codes onto your garments
  • We are not responsible for removing the bar codes that we glue onto your garments
  • We are not responsible for open seams and loose hems
  • We are not responsible for missing or loose snaps, hooks and eyes
  • We are not responsible for wrinkling your garments when cramming them into narrow poly bags

I could go on and on. But I won't. I think you've got the drift.

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