22 reasons NOT to use a true quality cleaner
You're mesmerized by the "sizzle" (the
glitzy brochures, technological gizmos and fancy packaging) and
have no interest in the "steak" (the quality of the product).
- You're willing to accept tired, superlative-laden and
jargon-sprinkled cliches as a substitute for specific technical
information about processes and craftsmanship.
- You're delighted that your cleaner glues bar coded labels onto
all your fine garments and household textiles.
- You don't own any fine garments or garments with trims or
embellishments. So you're not particularly concerned with the
process and craftsmanship used to care for those garments.
- You're happy to turn a blind eye to the fact that your fine
garments are being tossed into a cleaning machine with little or no
prespotting.
- You appreciate the fact that your fine garments are being
cleaned in a relatively aggressive, dye-stripping drycleaning
solvent such as perchloroethylene (aka perc) or synthetic
petroleum.
- You demand that your fine garments be cleaned in a drycleaning
solvent that, in all likelihood, has not been both continuously
filtered and purified.
- You insist that your fine garments be cleaned in a drycleaning
solvent that is not dermatologically friendly.
- You're not averse to wearing garments that smell of drycleaning
solvent and/or other soluble impurities such as body oils and food
fats.
- You favor the "washed out look." So you want your fine garments
to fade. The sooner the better.
- You love the feeling of stiff, scratchy textured garments
against your skin.
- You prefer fragranced or perfumed garments over odorless
garments.
- You don't care that your fine garments are machine pressed at a
rate of 20 to 40 per hour per presser. Not hand ironed as warranted
to you by your cleaner.
- You believe the verbal claim that your sweaters and knits are
measured before cleaning and blocked to those measurements after
cleaning.
- You're unconcerned that your laundered shirts are brushed,
bleached, boiled and baked in 6 to 8 hours.
- You don't care that your laundered shirts are machine pressed.
At the rate of 35 to 45 per hour per presser. Not hand-ironed as
warranted to you by your cleaner.
- You like your laundered shirts "starched" with cheap synthetic
glues.
- You believe that creases in the sleeves of your laundered
shirts is a sign of craftsmanship.
- You're satisfied with a cleaner who stuffs your laundered
shirts into a bag (hangered shirts) and who machine folds your
laundered shirts into a rumpled mess (folded shirts).
- You'd rather not hear that your fine bed and table linens are
subcontracted to some unknown, industrial laundry whose primary
customer is Motel 6.
- You require all your fine garments and household textiles
returned in 1 to 3 days. Always. Even if that means compromising
and short cutting the quality of care.
- You believe that quality has no inherent value and that
drycleaning, like sugar and salt, is nothing more than a
commodity.
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